I'd JUST Got INTO TOWN I DIDN'T HAVE NOTHING TO DO When I HAPPENED UPON THIS TELEPHONE BOOTH WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF WRITING COVERING ONE ENTIRE WALL IT SAID IF YOU AIN'T AFRAID TO SPEND A DIME AND IF YOU WANNA HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME JUST GIVE lUCILLE A CALL NOW UNDERNEATH HER NUMBER WAS THIS BIG LONG LIST SAID SHE'D DO THAT SAID SHE'D DO THIS I LET MY FINGERS DO THE WALKING THROUGH ALL KINDS OF STUFF I'D MISSED WELL, I SHUFFLED THROUGH MY POCKETS TILL I FOUND MYSELF A DIME I HEARD A RING OR TWO and I GOT HER ON THE LINE And I SAID LUCILLE, I'D LIKE TO HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME. CHORUS I MIGHTA FOUND A LOVER I MIGHTA MADE A NEW FRIEND Well, I AIN'T HAD A REAL GOOD TIME SINCE I DON'T KNOW WHEN DON'T KNOW WHEN SHE SAID WELL WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT IS THIS And I SAID IT'S JIM, LUCILLE. And IT'S ABOUT THIS LIST WHICH I BEGAN TO READ WITH PARTICULAR EMPHASIS ON MY FAVORITE NUMBERS 1,5,11,14,22,33, AND 41 THROUGH 59 SHE SAID WHERE ARE YOU and I GAVE HER THE STREET SHE SAID YOU SOUND LIKE A GUY I'D LOVE TO MEET SHE SAID STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE AND I PROMISE YOU A REAL GOOD TIME CHORUS MIGHTA FOUND A LOVER MIGHTA MADE A NEW FRIEND I AIN'T HAD A REAL GOOD TIME SINCE i DON'T KNOW WHEN 'BOUT 15 MINUTES AFTER MY ARREST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE QUESTIONS I TRIED TO PROTEST THAT I WASN'T THAT Phantom OBSCENE PHONE CALLEr MASTER OF CRIME Before they TOOK ME AWAY THEY ALLOWED ME ONE CALL And I RECALLED THAT NUMBER ON THE PHONE BOOTH WALL I SAID, LUCILLE, ME AND YOU GOT A Altogether DIFFERENT IDEA ABOUT A REAL GOOD TIME CHORUS I LOST MY LOVER I LOST MY NEW FRIEND Well, YOU CAN'T HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME DOING 1 TO 10 HELLO, LUCILLE. LOOKIE HERE HONEY, I'M GONNA BE TIED UP HERE FOR QUITE AWHILE AND I WAS WONDERING IN OH MAYBE ABOUT TEN YEARS OR SO WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE IF YOU'D MIND IF I GAVE YOU A CALL HELLO. HELLO. LUCILLE<!