Short Little Shorts

歌詞

The Governor crazy He change the law for a lady The Governor crazy He change the law for a young lady A policeman had she under arrest Claiming she wasn't properly dressed But when the news reach around that was big uproar The Governor get mad and change the law Leave her alone, do you understand Hands off, don't touch, that's my command He said I love to see her in the Bermuda Shorts Yes darling you look so pretty in the short little shorts Oh, oh, my dear This time if you see she With the shorts roll up, up above the knee That's what she was wearing You could imagine how the Governor staring Yes he watch till he mouth start to dribble Then he scratch he head and he fix he spectacle Looking as pale as if he was dead With his two big eyes popping out his head Leave her alone, do you understand Hands off, don't touch, that's my command He said I love to see her in the Bermuda Shorts Yes darling you look so pretty in the short little shorts You talking 'bout figure She had a shape like a real Coca-Cola So when she said goodbye The Governor had water in his eyes It looked as if he was planning to attack So the Secretary and them had to hold him back Because the way he watch she If they didn't hold him back he would have bite up the lady Leave her alone, do you understand Hands off, don't touch, that's my command He said I love to see her in the Bermuda Shorts Yes darling you look so pretty in the short little shorts Taxi drivers hold up Just to see how the shorts was rolled up She think it was so cute But in my opinion it was like a bathing suit Donkeys just bounced off with a cars And the donkey wouldn't move a jot further All the stevedores quit working on the Wharf Still the Governor don't want her to take it off Leave her alone, do you understand Hands off, don't touch, that's my command He said I love to see her in the Bermuda Shorts Yes darling you look so pretty in the short little shorts