We Are the Knuckleheads

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Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We're the knuckleheads If you would be the peanut butter then I would play the jelly I'll peel apart your bread and then I'll penetrate your belly Your blood stains mighty bad I wash it off with Coast Now I'll take my jelly and spread it on your toast No one rhymes faster the mic is my blaster So grasp some Shasta the mighty mic master Givin' ya communion with your lips on my cup Pump pump pump pump me up Now if you're the waterboy then I'm the heavyweight contender I'm gonna mix you all up like a Black and Decker blender If you would be the Telstar then I'd have to be Defender I'll be out in just four weeks I was a first offender You're a dumb ass stupid Vera and I'm the one that Flo calls Mel Puttin' holes right through your body like Harvey Keitel You're a broken down Big Wheel I'm a banana-seated Schwinn Take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in I'm a Lego Eggo maniac I'm stickier than some Fun Tak Trip to the store and get another six pack Bomb droppin' like at Ground Zero Like Colonel Klink is gettin' fucked by Hogan's Heroes Oh eenie meanie miney moe ya took your shot ya missed I wasn't a good boy this year I'm not on Santa's list I gave your girl some sausage and then I slit your wrists Now I'll take your ass out like my name was Burgess Meredith Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We're the knuckleheads Fast fast quick Bic light ass when ya pass gas You threw it like a girl that's why ya got picked last And Mr. Easy Does It never did it now did he Jesus is coming so look busy And you and your chumps are gonna get your lumps I got The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg ya got goosebumps 'Cause I'm black y'all it's a fact y'all And if ya try to take what's mine I'll take it back y'all I wish all skinheads smelled like Mr. Clean And that girl from Jersey really was nineteen 'Cause the whole damn world would be peachy keen With Rip Taylor on the cover of every magazine So go Rip Rip Rip Taylor Rip Rip Rip Taylor Rip Taylor Rip Taylor Your girlfriend we nailed her My mom's got opposable thumbs Your mom's Weezie Jefferson I'd rather eat fresh heiny chow And I ain't crazy about no God damn butthole no how Batter roll and whip ya like a fuckin' cannoli If Satan had a hockey team then I'd be the goalie 'Cause we're dumber than driftwood dumber than your mama Dumber than a supermodel dumber than Kwanzaa Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We're the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We're the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We're the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We're the knuckleheads