Here Comes Geordie

歌詞

Here comes Geordie, back in town again Here comes Geordie, strutting down the lane Girls all want to toy with his affection The boys all say he loves his own reflection Hey now, Geordie, sing us all a song Whoa there, Geordie, where's your mother tongue? That don't sound like Tyneside to me Geordie, are you from Jamaicee? Here comes Geordie in his private plane Got to save the planet once again Good old Geordie, righteous as can be Chop down the forest just to save a tree Good old Geordie went to buy a hat Geordie says, "My head won't fit in that" It's so swollen, much to my surprise They're all too small, there's nothing in my size And here comes Geordie acting in a play He's no Gielgud or Olivier Stiff as cardboard, isn't it a drag? Can't act his way out of a paper bag Here comes Geordie, back in town again Here comes Geordie, strutting down the lane Girls all love him, think he is the end The boys all say the mirror's his best friend Here comes Geordie, good old Geordie Here comes Geordie, good old Geordie