Seven ugly midgets sitting in my living room This is not the smallest sign of an impending doom In the afternoon Found a leper leprechaun inside my severed chest Offered him some help with his unholy quest In the afternoon Found a path to wonderland and burned it to the ground Killed of every living soul I smothered every clown In the afternoon -chorus- A home where the buffalo roam The mother, the whore and the crone The cyborg, the ghost and the clone A home where the buffalo Seven ugly giants sitting in my living room This is not the largest sign of an impending doom In the afternoon