Some kids, some kids they just ain't cute with a name like Bruce, Why don't kids have the right to choose their own name? This shit is just not fair, Who would call a kid Bruce anyway? The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame, Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway? The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame Some babies, some babies just ain't cute with a name with a name like Bruce, and everyone knows that Bruce is an old man's name, like Bernard, Willis, Jimmy, Stan or Stu, Who would call a kid Bruce anyway? The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame, Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway? The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame Who would call a kid Bruce anyway? The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame, Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway? The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame Yea, who would call a kid Bruce anyway? The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame, Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway? The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame hang his head in shame, hang his head in shame, hang his head in shame.