Every, every sweet married woman Oh, she's got a back door friend Every, every sweet married woman You know, you know she got a back door friend Now, as soon as you leave That's when her back-bitin' back door friend walk in Now, the next time I marry Oh, I'm gonna marry me a pretty young girl The next time, the next time I get married Oh, I'm gonna marry me a pretty young girl I'm gonna marry me somebody Don't know a thing about this big round world The average, the average married woman She won't treat no one man right The average, the average sweet married woman She won't treat no one man right She'll take all your money And she'll stay out late at night Let me hear you Mister Lawhorn