This Is Not a Song, It's a Sandwich

歌詞

I know what you're thinking You're thinking, "This is a song" Well I guess I'll just have to show ya Exactly where you are wrong Why aren't you hearing the cheese Why aren't you feeling the ham If you don't listen you'll miss it You don't understand I will explain it all once I can explain it all twice To make it clear to your brain Until you've taken a bite It couldn't be a dam 'cause it doesn't have a beaver It's not the DMV 'cause it doesn't make you wait It couldn't be a taco 'cause it isn't very crunchy It couldn't be an Olsen 'cause it isn't Mary-Kate It can't be Dirty Dancing 'cause it doesn't make you vomit It couldn't be an iron 'cause it doesn't burn your face It couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it isn't freakin' awesome It couldn't be a keyboard 'cause it doesn't have a space bar (Because) This is not a song, it's a sandwich What would make you think otherwise This is not a song, it's a sandwich Now no more of your vile filthy lies (This is a song) No it's a sandwich (Uh... But, it's a song) No it's a sandwich So what are you thinking? Still think this is a song? Do you require more proof? Do you enjoy being wrong? Why aren't you hearing the meat? Why aren't you feeling the bread? If you don't listen, you'll miss it You're making me sad I will explain it all once I can explain it all twice And then again and again Until you've taken a bite It couldn't be a chick 'cause it doesn't want to marry It can't be Windows Vista 'cause it doesn't suck enough It couldn't be a boob 'cause it isn't very squishy It couldn't be a beer 'cause it isn't good and stuff It couldn't be a tub 'cause it doesn't have a ducky It couldn't be a stoner 'cause it doesn't have a joint It couldn't be an egg 'cause there is no Easter Bunny It couldn't be a song 'cause it doesn't have a point (Because) This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH! What would make you think otherwise? This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH! It's really just a hoagie in disguise (I'm pretty sure this is a song) No it's a sandwich (Song) Sandwich (Song!) Sandwich (Jesus, dude, what is wrong with you?) No it's a sandwich Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olives Onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers, salami Noodles, pizza, tires, crowbars You bought (or stole!) This dumb CD Now you are suffering Driving home, working out Or at your job At your house, or wherever On your iPod