Life It ain't when you get your first kiss Or when you throw your first diss Life's just life And it sucks [Oh ya, life's just life] Life is when you're beating up your mom Picking on her for her multicolored thongs And shooting her in the ass Life Ain't when you graduate high school And raise a farm with mules Life's just life And it sucks [Oh ya, life's just life] I love to eat my mom [Oh yeah] I love to go to prom [Oh yeah] I just love to take big shits [Oh yeah] And make poopies in my mom's oven mitts [Oh yeah] Lifes just life