Keep it Gay

歌詞

Well I took my baby to the carnival And I heard that barker yell Come on and win yourself a pretty Kewpie doll All you gotta do is ring the bell Well I swung the hammer just as hard as I could And you should've heard the wild applause When bong went the bell and the man said well I guess the Kewpie doll is yours I said, give me a doggie or a teddy bear Or a high school banner for my wall Cause I got me a real live Kewpie doll And she's the cutest one of them all Then we walked down the midway till we saw a crowd And the man said try your skill Five shots for a quarter, make a duck hit the water And give your little baby a thrill Well my baby smiled and she kissed me once And I felt I was nine feet tall Oh, five shots crashed and five ducks splashed And the man gave me a Kewpie doll Then my baby said, honey let me try my luck And knock the milk bottles off the shelf You should've seen this chick, she was a dead eye dick Hey I couldn't do better myself And then my face got red and my chest swelled up And my eyes bugged outta my head Cause when the prize turned out to be a Kewpie doll This is what my baby said She said, give me a doggie or a teddy bear Or a high school banner for my wall Cause I got me a real live Kewpie doll And he's the cutest one of them all