Imagine

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Imagine you was asleep when you was awake And awake when you were sleeping And everything you thought was reality, was you dreaming? Imagine we were all cartoons just for the hell of it I'd probably be at the zoo riding an elephant Imagine it was relevant to imagine at all Imagine you could jump without having to fall Imagine having it all for less than a buck Imagine a girl who could Knoblauch better than Chuck Imagine x-ray vision working at Victoria's Secret With a sign that says blow out scale come in and peep it Ladies and gentlemen I believe we have a winner Imagine I was at your mom's house having dinner Imagine someone assembled a crowd for me to pee on Imagine I took a big fat shit on Celine Dion Imagine all your nightmares were actually true Every daydream you had would be reality too Imagine I was at your job where you work With a bong and a forty ounce under my shirt Imagine I was in your class taking a test With my eyes on your paper and my mind on your breasts Imagine I was sitting shotgun in your ride Blowing smoke in your face while you're trying to drive Imagine I was all fucked up and you were sober I made it all the way home, your bitch ass got pulled over Imagine right now, we all under surveillance being peeped Imagine you could take back all those times you freaked Tweaked and bugged out, said, "Life suck" If I was virgin plane pilot, I wouldn't give a flying fuck Imagine hitting the lotto, except one digit And giving less of a shit than a constipated midget Imagine I was calm and didn't have one fear Went above and beyond the call of duty to the call of diarrhea Imagine me on a W.B. CD spittin' Imagine me at your crib right now, shittin' Hittin' the peace pipe, in full length mink Imagine you in yellow spandex at the roller skating rink Spit a unrehearsed verse at a nurse with no curse Get rich, still make a chick dig in her purse And front my operation, brain too big for my head Should I spin the wheel of fortune? I say, "Jack pat instead" Loose in London, steady Buckingham at the palace Or lost in wonderland taking a rip off the chalice Imagine you was me, imagine I was you Imagine all the fucked up stuff we could do