(Chorus) It's his lucky day, that's a given He'll tick the box on the slip, and then just watch and learn He's not addicted, he can stop any time But this is gonna pay he feels that this one will be fine This time I know I'm gonna smash the bet I foresee it smacked in the back of the net Men grip slips wipe their hands with sweat The camera pans the away fans end Twenty quid for blues who thrash the reds Then cash that cash when the ref has said My mates out his pad's a mess It's getting late I've not dash yet Oi, the question I have to ask myself Is can I see us not battering them If I can't see that happening then I'm gonna put all my money down on one fat bet Now I don't know the first thing about football But my instincts tell me this is my windfall (Chorus) It's his lucky day, that's a given He'll tick the box on the slip, and then just watch and learn He's not addicted he can stop any time But this is gonna pay he feels that this one will be fine This time I know I woulda cashed the lot I woulda held in my hand the whole jackpot The game's won the ends haven't swapped Two nil up they're getting mashed up But I won't win now the chance flopped 'Cause I couldn't make it to the damned shop Might as well put tea in that pot I got nowhere else I have to bop The question I have to ask one Is how I managed not to manage the trod Maybe I can phone in and slap it on Put all my money on a mid-match one Yes I don't know the first thing about football But my instincts tell me this is my windfall (Chorus) It's his lucky day, that's a given He'll tick the box on the slip, and then just watch and learn He's not addicted, he can stop any time But this is gonna pay he feels that this one'll be fine Hmm shit, I'm mad glad I didn't back that match Supposed to be a non-problematic catch Full time the whistle blasted after The last pass had passed the last pass Would you believe how we fell back? Three goals lost in the last half So glad I was stranded back at the flat Wincing at every goal we let them have Question I now have to ask Is how the fuck did we get smashed that bad? I just very very nearly nearly Lost every penny of all my cash Yes I don't know the first thing about football And my instincts almost lead me to a pitfall (Chorus) It's his lucky day, that was barmy He didn't tick the box on the slip and what a relief He's not addicted, he can stop any time But next time he will be more lucky, next time will be fine (Chorus) It's his lucky day, that was barmy He didn't tick the box on the slip and what a relief He's not addicted, he can stop any time But next time he will be more lucky, next time will be fine I need to rethink the technique of my betting shit Maybe change the parameters a little bit Instead of betting on to win the football I'll to bet to lose the cricket