[Verse 1:] Microphone check 1, 2 Got my heat beneath the seat, it ain't nothing new Just picked up Dre, that's my cousin He got the E & J, so we buzzing But I forgot to mention that he had a freak with him Good Lord, he told me how she did him He say the bitch want to be his main But she free to let us run this train Hoe don't know she dealing with professionals Street niggas that's intellectual When it comes to recognizing game, we pros We let these bitches be bitches and hoes be hoes That's the way love goes when I'm dealing with hoes I get that pussy like I'm supposed Other than that, I'll ignore you But if you're with it, I got something good for you [Chorus: x2] Girl, I got something good for you Guess what it is (what?) Dick! [Verse 2:] It's a big fat black long dick I can't afford to be buying you shit It ain't that a motherfucker broke Get off my shoulder, you motherfucking freeloader Telling me your other man bought you a Caddy But fuck that shit, I ain't a sugar daddy I'm just a hustling motherfucker from 5th Ward In these streets, trying to make ends meet And my dick is about ready to meet you girlfriend So put your pussy on the other end I want to fuck you like a dog In your combat boots and make you pussy say 'woof' But first let me find myself a rubber Before I fuck around and get in trouble And stop talking about knowing me better before you put me in Bitch you know I got a girlfriend You look good from head to toe But I ain't leaving my woman for a straight up hoe You're looking for a wedding ring But I can't do nothing but give you this ding-a-ling [Chorus x2] [Verse 3:] I'm that nigga who can hit the pussy proper And make a bitch jump around like a grasshopper I don't take them out on the town like a sucker I just meet a fine bitch and I fuck her But some of y'all still don't know Hoes like dick just as much as we like the pussy hole You gotta let her know from the get That her pussy ain't no more important than your dick Cause I had this hoe the other night, bro Yo, peep the scenario She tried to take Willie D to the cleaners But when she saw she couldn't she settled for the penis Cause I rubbed that clit with me index And made that pussy soaking wet In the driver's seat of my Explorer I had something good for her [Chorus x2]