--CHORUS-- THE MUSIC MAN: Everybody clap your hands in the air and follow the Music Man! I am the music man, I come from outer space, and I can play! AUDIENCE: What can you play? --PIANO-- THE MUSIC MAN: "I play the piano!" - Sing "Pia-pia-pia-no, pia-no, pia-no; pia-pia-pia-no, pia-pia-no" to the tune - Actions: act out playing chords on a piano - Follow with chorus --TROMBONE-- THE MUSIC MAN: "I play the trombone!" - Sing "oomp-pa-oomp-pa-ooomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaa; oomp-pa-oomp-pa-oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-oomp-pa-pa" to the tune - Actions: mime playing trombone - Follow with piano and chorus --BAGPIPES-- THE MUSIC MAN: "I play the bagpipes!" - Sing "Scotland the Brave" - Actions: mime playing bagpipes/ Scottish jig - Follow with trombone, piano, and chorus - Call and response section THE MUSIC MAN: "Whoawhooaa!" AUDIENCE: "Whoawhooaa!" THE MUSIC MAN: "Yeeaah-yeah-yeah-yeah" AUDIENCE: "Yeeaah-yeah-yeah-yeah" THE MUSIC MAN: "Oggy oggy oggy!" AUDIENCE: "Oi oi oi!" THE MUSIC MAN: "Oggy oggy oggy!" AUDIENCE: "Oi oi oi!" --FOOTBALL SECTION-- - Sing theme from Match of the Day - Actions: scarf waving - Follow with bagpipes, trombone, piano, and chorus --DAMBUSTERS-- THE MUSIC MAN: "I play The Dam Busters!" - Sing the theme to The Dam Busters - Actions: with arms outstretched running around, like bomber aircraft flying; alternatively, make an "okay" sign with both hands and place over eyes (with palms touching cheeks, thumbs over eyebrows and the 3 loose fingers of each hand pointing down) in the manner of an aviator's goggles. - Follow with football, bagpipes, trombone, piano, and chorus "HERE WE GO" THEME-- AUDIENCE: Here we go, here we go, here we go Here we go, here we go, here we go Here we go, here we go, here we go Here we go, here we go, here we go Here we go, here we go, here we go Here we go, here we go, here we go Here we go, here we go, here we go Here we go, here we go, here we go Here we go, here we go, here we go Here we go, here we go, here we go - Actions: Scarf waving to "Here We Go" THE MUSIC MAN: I am the Music man! AUDIENCE: Oi!