If I Was Washington

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If I was Washington Valleys would I forge for If I was a fat man Fun would I gorge for If I was Gingus Gold would I horde for Wish I had a dollar a day If I was a gouger Gouge would I wish for If I was a fisherman Fish would I fish for If I was a french whore Frenchies I'd dish for Wish I had a dollar a day Turkeys are for flyin' Chickens are for eatin' I'm all for fun Fun's forbidden Forbidden's forgotten And forgotten's for gettin' I wish I had a dollar a day Buzzards are for circling Circles are for heroes Heroes for floatin' Fiddles to Nero Fingers for countin' Numbers for zero Wish I had a dollar a day If I was Washington Valleys would I forge for If I was a fat man Fun would I gorge for If I was Gingus Gold would I horde for Wish I had a dollar a day Oh, if I was Washington I'd wear wood teeth If I was a policeman Walk me a stone beat If I was a singer I'd stop right now I wish I had a dollar a day