(Fifties Fifties) Mono! Way back in the twenties a very clever turkey found a way To bring the people music, the radio He called it: hey, hey Come on girls, put your headphones on (Dum, dum, dirooda) (Dum, dum, dirooda) Hi-fi stereo headphones Stop it, I can't control it (Dum, dum, dirooda) (Dum, dum, dirooda) Ultra high and ultra low (Mono, mono) I'm looking for a way to get back (Mono, mono) M-m-m-m, mono The music of today is just a drag I still recall the fifties (Fifties) When rock and roll was heavy, it was fine My head looked like a lolly Just like Buddy Holly, what a time! (Dum, dum, dirooda) (Dum, dum, dirooda) Rumble, wow and flutter I don't care just like my mother (Dum, dum, dirooda) Ultra high and ultra low (Mono, mono) I'm looking for a way to get back (Mono, mono) M-m-m-m, mono The music of today is just a drag Listen, listen Since I have a girlfriend Disco comes to no end I get mad When I hear Perry Como It really drives me mono I feel sad (Dum, dum, dirooda) (Dum, dum, dirooda) Hi-fi stereo headphones Stop it, I can't control it (Dum, dum, dirooda) (Dum, dum, dirooda) Ultra high and ultra low (Mono, mono) I'm looking for a way to get back (Mono, mono) M-m-m-m, mono The music of today is just a drag This record can be played on every modern lightweight pick-up The stereo sound however can be reproduced only when stereo equipment is used (Mono) (Mono) (Mono) (Mono) (Mono) The music of today is just a drag Listen, listen Since I have a girlfriend Disco comes to no end I get mad When I hear Perry Como It really drives me mono I feel sad (Dum, dum, dirooda) (Dum, dum, dirooda) Hi-fi stereo headphones Stop it, I can't control it (Dum, dum, dirooda) (Dum, dum, dirooda) Ultra high and ultra low (Mono, mono) I'm looking for a way to get back (Mono, mono) M-m-m-m, mono The music of today is just a drag This record can be played on every modern lightweight pick-up The stereo sound however can be reproduced only when stereo equipment is used (Mono, mono) (Mono, mono) (Mono) (Mono, mono) Get back, can you get back (Mono, mono) I'm looking for a way to get back (Mono, mono) Get back, can you get back