Calling all rednecks To put down their sluggers And turn their attention From beating the buggers Pick up machine guns And kill camel-f*ckers Backwoods nation Calling all doctors Of spin and the smokescreen To whip the new patriots Into a frenzy Of good versus evil Ignoring the history Of the backwoods nation Ain't it a shame? When due process Stands in the way Of swift justice Calling all frat boys To trade in their hazing Their keggers and cocaine And casual date-raping For cabinet appointments And rose garden tapings Backwoods, backwoods, backwoods nation