comely woman why you treating me this way? got religion instead of loving now you're praying (got religion instead of loving on your brain) you know i know i was everything you need traded good times for a reverend's guarantees i ain't no preaching man don't know what to do i got those slowly sinking reformed baptist blues now you wake me when i should be sleeping in drag me out to your place of worshipping missed the football now for six weeks in a row it's depressing to this man from golden door (it's depressing yeah but damn i'm going to go) absolution is a bummer i have found re-baptism is just another way to drown god's salvation doesn't interest me at all found the answer at the bottom of a bottle now you curse me every time i tell a lie trade my gold chains for starched black pants and ties can't beseech you that our marriage is a fraud can't get screwed around when the other guy is god