TV Song

歌詞

I am not a failure, I played the hand that I was dealt But every now and then I do pretend that I am someone else It takes no imagination, just a flick of the remote Then I am on vacation in a life someone else wrote Maybe I'm a millionaire, I travel over the world I'm handsome and respected, I get all those pretty girls So calm and mysterious, fighting for the greater good People love and adore me from New York to Hollywood Well, this may not be the healthiest, I know But I'm happiest when I exist through my favorite TV shows I'm a gun fighter, I'm a bull rider I'm the captain of some pirate ship at sea For a couple hours I got super powers Oh my God, I love watching my TV, oh yeah Oh my God, I love watching my TV Oh, Betty Draper, I wish my wife was less like you It gets so hard to take her, she complains the whole day through And when I get home from working I just hate to hear her speak But we do spend time together at least three nights a week We'll watch the one about the family with that great big ole house Or the one with the detectives who always find the bad guys out Or the one about the lawyers who make sure that the right guy wins Or the couple that is still in love and needs never to pretend Well, no matter what is going on at home I can always get a smile or two when my favorite show comes on I'm a gun fighter, I'm a bull rider I'm the captain of some pirate ship at sea For a couple hours I got super powers Oh my God, I love watching my TV, oh yeah Oh my God, I love watching my TV God bless you, Walt Disney, you were a father to me I used to fall asleep with the TV on at night Through my roughest days you put a smile on my young face You kept me company when no one else had time I'm a gun fighter, I'm a bull rider I'm the captain of some pirate ship at sea For a couple hours I got super powers Oh my God, I love watching my TV, oh yeah Oh my God, I love watching my TV