Well, if go down in history, I'll owe it to this misery From all the lies you told to me and this poor ol' heart you broke Now people, they might walk on by and never even recognize That I'm a legend in disguise, not just your average Joe You'll probably find a picture of me sippin' on my liquor If you look up a world-class fool And I'll say it once again, I'm the best that's ever been At drinkin' doubles up on this stool Well, go on, you can shake my hand 'Cause everybody's gonna know my name When they hang my star behind the bar At the Honky Tonk Hall of Fame Now see those bottles in a line, and every one's a friend of mine Aw, mine too And we have us a real good time in spite of all the pain But bein' famous has a price, there's smoke and mirrors and neon lights I'm livin' proof that lonely nights can drive a man insane You'll probably find a picture of me sippin' on my liquor If you look up a world-class fool And I'll say it once again, I'm the best that's ever been At drinkin' doubles up on this stool Well, go on, you can shake my hand 'Cause everybody's gonna know my name When they hang my star behind the bar At the Honky Tonk Hall of Fame Well, you'll probably find a picture of me sippin' on my liquor If you look up a world-class fool And I'll say it once again, I'm the best that's ever been At drinkin' doubles up on this stool Well, go on, you can shake my hand 'Cause everybody's gonna know my name When they hang my star behind the bar At the Honky Tonk Hall of Fame Yeah, they'll hang our stars behind the bar At the Honky Tonk Hall of Fame Aw, yeah Cheers, brother