Oh no! Did I step on your trumpet Or did I lump Lump them in with you? (Did he step on your trumpet Or did he lump?) I put your name on the ballot 'Cause you should run Though you don't want to (He put your name on the ballot Thought you should run) I been called the wet blanket By cranks who I outrank With no thanks Who do not have a clue Yes, I know how to be quiet Just one more thing I made you something (He thinks he knows how to be quiet Made you something) I wrote for you a lovely sonnet 'Bout two great friends Yours truly and you We'll grant just one social skill Share a gesture of good will How I try To relate With My shipmates Then I just start blurting out the first thing my mind How'm I looking in your frilly bonnet With a diamond on it? I guess I better go (How's he looking in your frilly bonnet With a diamond on it?) I'm a people magnet When I wear your jacket Good luck getting this Pleasing people Is so predictable We love you now Then stab you how many Times I obsess And am making a mess Failing to impress you In all that I can't do Would you take care of my pet parrot And feed him, please? He speaks less than me (Would you take care of his pet parrot And kill him, please?) You speak so much about my casket My body basket Did I do something wrong? (You speak so much about his casket His body basket) We'll grant one more social clue The landfill shall be home to you All my ships Sailing relations Have finally found Who I am made out be Me and free of Pleasing people Is so predictable We love you now Then stab you how many Times I obsess And am making a mess Failing to impress you In all that I can't Be just who you're made to be Papa is so mighty please with thee