As Seen On TV

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Another group of monster teenagers shot up their school today. What makes them do it? Video games? Marilyn Manson? Oh, it can't be the parents, or the fact that school sucks, or that the jocks do get patted on the head every time they beat up the weirdos and the jobs you get once you graduate from school are stupid, boring, meaningless, and a dead-end to insanity! I can't deny it's killing me No one loses on TV I can't deny it's killing me No one loses on TV On TV On TV On TV When Sport Utility Vehicles are no longer enough... you need The Terminator. Stuck in traffic in Lost Angeles? Drive over the tops of everybody else. You'll crush 'em before the cops can catch up with you. Your precious artefact child needs to be safe. They're talking to a kid whose skin is a different colour? Grab the kid and mow 'em down! I can't deny it's killing me No one loses on TV I can't deny it's killing me No one loses on TV On TV On TV On TV Each new, hot generation has a statement they wanna call their own. Tattoos? Piercings? That's for Moms and Dads. What you wanna do is spend your allowance on devil horn implant, Elephant Man head, designer tails, third leg, fourth leg - everyone a hermaphradite! No one loses on TV On TV On TV On TV No one loses on TV On TV On TV On TV No one loses on TV And on a lighter note...