Cousin Kevin

歌詞

We're on our own, cousin, all alone cousin Let's think of a game to play Now the grownups have all gone away You won't be much fun Being blind, deaf and dumb But I've no one to play with today Do you know how to play hide and seek? To find me, it would take you a week But tied to that chair you won't go anywhere There's a lot I can do to a freak How would you feel if I turned on the bath Ducked your head under and started to laugh Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm Would change your expression to one of alarm I'm the school bully! The classroom cheat The nastiest playfriend You ever could meet I'll put glass in your dinner And spikes in your seat I'll drag you around by a lock of your hair And give you a push at the top of the stairs What would you do if I shut you outside To stand in the rain and catch cold, so you'd die? I'm the school bully! The classroom cheat The nastiest playfriend You ever could meet I'll stick pins in your fingers And tread on your feet We're on our own, cousin, all alone, cousin We've thought of some nice games to play While the grownups has all gone away You weren't too much fun 'Cos you're blind, deaf and dumb But I've no one to play with today