There she was, standin' by the bar at the cafe wha? Lookin' like his very own Shangri-La He could feel his heart go tick a tick tock Say what, say what, say what She had a body like you see on TV Not the type a girl u would usually meet She was every schoolboy's liquid dream A sex machine Funny, funny Thought he had a Playboy bunny Thought he was getting lucky, But when he got uo in between He couldn't believe... She had a something Where there shoulda been nothing One thing He wasn't expecting She was so beautiful It was so unusual She had a... She had a something In the way she was walking Shoulda known The way she was talking She was so beautiful He was gonna do her but She had a, she had a, There he was Thinking that it's gotta be the coke and rum But he'd explode if he didn't get some He could feel his heart just beating like a drum Ta-dum, ta-dum, ta-dum Hypnotizing him with her voodoo So he took her back to his one-bedroom Ready like Freddy to get back ina de groove To make the move, the move Hit it, hit it Thought that he was gonna get it Tried ta put his finger in it But when he got up in between He couldn't believe... She had a something Where there shoulda been nothing One thing He wasn't expecting She was so beautiful It was so unusual She had a... She had a something In the way she was walking Shoulda known The way she was talking She was so beautiful He was gonna do her but She had a, she had a, Said her name was Kitty Meow, Thought he knew what she was about Should she stay or get out 'Cause when he got up in between He couldn't believe... She had a something Where there shoulda been nothing One thing He wasn't expecting She was so beautiful It was so unusual She had a... She had a something In the way she was walking Shoulda known The way she was talking She was so beautiful He was gonna do her but She had a, she had a,