Marcel lives in Wapping, the ducks are due his tapping Marcel's got a houseboat on the Thames There's grotesque decorations, eccentric demonstrations Let's go down to Marcel's on the Thames Knock knock, sesame it's open, it's Alice in Wonderland Marcel, Marcel Can we come around, can we see you right away? Can we come around? It's such a groovy day Marcel, Marcel Meet the oddest creatures with unfamiliar features Greeks & Turks with clerks & lemon tyne Men with long eyelashes & ladies with mustaches On Marcel's creaking house, it's on the Thames Knock knock, sesame it's open, it's Alice in Wonderland Marcel, Marcel Can we come around, can we see you right away? Can we come around? It's such a groovy day Marcel, Marcel Gusters work for giving, the panda men are livin' Let's go down to Marcel's on the Thames