A perfect chair To park my derriere Look out the window and see the world moving along A scenic view Tell me what I should do It's irrelevant cause I don't ever listen You still offer your ostrich omelette You already bought the farm A snail's pace Is better than that rat race The labyrinth maze is never ending So skip the cheese And rise from your knees That concrete ground ain't very comfy You still offer your calloused hand But your just a shell of a man Dive off the deep end Someone's drainded the pool a hard surface you collide Dives off the deep end Why choose to pretend What your diving towards Is an owl's eye Dive off the deep end Dive off the deep end Somones draided the pool Faster than you collide Dive off the deep end Try not to pretend What your timing towards empty boobie prize Dive Dive Dive Hard surface you collide