We'll say goodbye, I boarded at gate 9 You phoned again, while I stood there in the line She gave me a hand and showed me to my seat Alas, woe is to me, no place for my feat Quietly I go insane in this lonely aeroplane Everybody looks the same on this lonely aeroplane And the strange man next to me, don't excuse me when he sneeze Someone come and save me please, I think that he just cut the cheese You're a million miles away and I miss you so today Silently I go insane in this lonely Aeroplane Jane, Aeroplane Jane Aeroplane Jane's gone insane As I lose my sense of reality You are still my only memory As I lose a As I lose a sense of reality As I lose a As I lose a sense of 'Cause I'm about to go insane On this lonely aeroplane Everybody looks the same On a lonely aeroplane And the in-flight magazine advertise washing machines All your clothing stays pristine when you wash with a machine You're a million miles away and I miss you so today Silently I go insane in this lonely Aeroplane Jane, Aeroplane Jane Aeroplane Jane's gone insane Serve the coffee and the tea Same man don't say thank you, don't say please You're a million miles away and I miss you so today Quietly I go insane in this lonely aeroplane You're a million miles away and I miss you so today Quietly I go insane in this lonely aeroplane