Aw ye cannae spend a dollar when ye're deid Naw ye cannae spend a dollar when ye're deid Singing ding dong dollar Everybody holler Ye cannae spend a dollar when ye're deid Oh the Yanks have jist drapt anchor in Dunoon And they've had their civic welcome fae the toon As they cam up the measured mile Bonnie Mary o' Argyll Wis wearin' spangled drawers ablow her goun Aw ye cannae spend a dollar when ye're deid Naw ye cannae spend a dollar when ye're deid Singing ding dong dollar Everybody holler Ye cannae spend a dollar when ye're deid And the publicans will a' be daein swell For it's jist the thing that's shair tae ring their bell A' the dollars they will jingle There'll be no a lassie single Even though they maybe blaw us a' tae hell Aw ye cannae spend a dollar when ye're deid Naw ye cannae spend a dollar when ye're deid Singing ding dong dollar Everybody holler Ye cannae spend a dollar when ye're deid Oh the Clyde is sure tae prosper noo they're here For they's chairgin wan and tenpence for a beer Aye and when they want a taxi They shove it up their jacksy An charge them thirty bob tae Sandbank Pier Aw ye cannae spend a dollar when ye're deid Naw ye cannae spend a dollar when ye're deid Singing ding dong dollar Everybody holler Ye cannae spend a dollar when ye're deid Aw the Glesga Moderator disnae mind In fact he thinks the Yanks are awfy kind For if it's heaven that ye're going It's quicker wey than rowing An' there's shair tae be naebody left behind Oh ye cannae spend a dollar when ye're deid Sae tell Kennedy he's got tae keep the heid Singing ding dong dollar Everybody holler Ye cannae spend a dollar when ye're deid