I'm as corny as Kansas in August I'm as normal as blueberry pie No more a smart little girl with no heart I have found me a wonderful guy I am in a conventional dither With a conventional star in my eye And you will note there's a lump in my throat When I speak of that wonderful guy I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May A cliché comin' true I'm bromidic and bright As a moon-happy night Pourin' light on the dew I'm as corny as Kansas in August High as a flag on the Fourth of July If you'll excuse an expression I use I'm in love, I'm in love I'm in love, I'm in love I'm in love with a wonderful guy No more a smart little girl with no heart I have found me a wonderful guy I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May A cliché comin' true I'm bromidic and bright As a moon-happy night Pourin' light on the dew I'm as corny as Kansas in August High as a flag on the Fourth of July If you'll excuse an expression I use I'm in love, I'm in love I'm in love, I'm in love I'm in love with a wonderful guy