It Never Woulda Worked Out Anyway

歌詞

Oh lighten up, where's your sense of humor They're just tiny little rumors That I started 'cause I'm lookin' out for you Oh settle down, I'm just a little jealous and I'm sure those other fellas never once believed the lies I told were true Like the time I told that cowboy that you used to be a man and the doctor you were datin' that you hide your wedding band even if I am responsible for scaring them away you really ought to thank me I was doin' you a favor 'cause it never woulda worked out anyway Oh can't you see, the reason that I'm doin' all the crazy things I'm doin' Is because I really care about you girl and I'll admit I go a little farther than I know I probably oughta But it's all because I need you in my world Like the time I told that lawyer that you spent a year in jail and the salesman you were seein' you hang out in cheap motels even if I am responsible for scaring them away You really ought to thank me I was doin' you a favor 'cause it never woulda worked out anyway I can't stand the thought of you with anybody else I know I've gone overboard but I can't help myself Like the time I told that dentist you had seven little kids and you doubled as a dancer at the strip club on the ridge even if I am responsible for scaring them away You really ought to thank me I was doin' you a favor 'cause it never woulda worked out anyway It's all because I love you and I can't stop thinking of you and it never woulda worked out anyway