If U Can't Dance (Slide)(Album Version)

歌詞

Yo If you can't dance it's cool to get up now Usually ya'll stand off on the side You know you're a little embarrassed or whatever But this one of those joints for everybody So get on up but keep it simple Slide If you can't dance then this is your jam baby left to right all night Slide that's all you gotta do You can't dance then this is your jam baby Left to right all night slide that's all you gotta do Now we all know the boy at the club all liquored up Boy with the bub trying to pick them up wack dancing Wooking pa nub shirt too bright pants too tight Boy settle down Now I ain't just messing with you I got better things to do I'm trying to help I got a lesson for you I know you do the best you could do Wanna get next to Boo then the less you do the better Cause women equate dance with sex They gone see you and be like Next But you gone be like hold up Ma Next But she gone be like uh huh Next Now looka here rule No. 1 know you name if it ain't Usher Justin or Hammer then we can touch you Rule No. 2 never do a dance you can't do why stupid Cause you can't do it If you can't dance then this is your jam baby left to right all night Slide that's all you gotta do You can't dance then this is your jam baby Left to right all night slide that's all you gotta do So I'm up in my spot in Miami the other night right and this Dude's out on the floor OD ing just way over dancing So his Mommy wanna holla at me She thought my name was Billy I told her it was Willie She said she watch my TV show and I was very silly Told her I was from Philly she looked at me said Really and judging from her t shirt I could tell that she was chilly So I gave her my sweater she said her name was Etta She said she come from Cuba and she just had bought a Jetta She said she was glad I met her let's go somewhere together She said she'd ride in my car cause she knew my car was better The conversation cooking attention getting tooking My Spidey senses tingling I felt somebody looking Now who this brotha looking and now he running booking I'm mad I'm like a fisherman I almost had my hook in I figured I should get up and quickly clear my head up Cause Etta got a man and I'm feeling kinda set up Now Dude was really fed up and yo he wouldn't let up Homey if I hit you you might never ever get up Now he was not a dancer plus he wasn't handsome Coming like Mel Gibson like I had his girl for ransom Yo Pedro wanna go out side yo amigo tranquillo slide If you can't dance then this is your jam baby left to right all night Slide that's all you gotta do You can't dance then this is your jam baby Left to right all night slide that's all you gotta do Now rule No. 3 is easy please remember that you ain't on Beat Street Sweet feet you ain't trying to win no TV another dude did a move No need to out do it Rule No. 4 out on the floor don't be doing moves that don't nobody do no more Draw too much attention to be adventurous out on the floor There's a reason that don't nobody do them no more you feel me This may be hilarious but Rule No. 5 is serious it's a shame that we have to discuss That there's no lip biting or pelvic thrusts I mean you think that move will put the sting on her you too close trying to put a ring on her You don't know that girl don't cling on her and don't put your thing on her cool If you can't dance then this is your jam baby left to right all night Slide that's all you gotta do You can't dance then this is your jam baby Left to right all night slide that's all you gotta do