Frilly Military

歌詞

I'll be your frilly military lady Your long-haired lover from France I'll meet you at an electronic Liverpool At an electronic dance Wearing padded shoulders in a padded cell Throwing phone numbers down a wishing well I'll join the frilly military, what the hell It's got to be good for a laugh See you in the acid bath Last one to the blackboard is a hairy pig Hairy like a pig in the zoo Bet that I can scare you in a fairy wig Playing on a strawberry kazoo 'cause I'm the big sister that you never had Beating up on brother making fun of dad The best big bully that you never had You can pull on my pony tail If you want to spend your life in jail Flirty's what they call me at the convent school Dirty's what I'm called on the street Puffing on a spliff on Alexanderplatz Or a bergamot cheroot Long haired lovers from Liverpool Truckers made of sugar by the swimming pool I'll join the frilly military, what the hell You can pull on my pony tail But you'll have to spend your life in jail Wearing padded shoulders in a padded cell Throwing phone numbers down a wishing well I'll join the frilly military, what the hell It's got to be good for a laugh See you in the acid bath