Sputniks and mutniks flying through the air Sputniks and mutniks flying everywhere They're so ironic Are they atomic? Those funny missiles have got me scared The strangest looking objects I ever saw from space With a dog inside that got to ride into the USA To see our hound dog or American groundhog That Russian canine can't stand the pain Sputniks and mutniks flying through the air Sputniks and mutniks flying everywhere They're so ironic Are they atomic? Those funny missiles have got me scared Our scientists have admitted that we're five years behind And if that's true I'm telling you, this hiding place is mine Don't care if it's roomy, just so it's roomy And so it's somewhere Sputnik can't find Sputniks and mutniks flying through the air Sputniks and mutniks flying everywhere They're so ironic Are they atomic? Those funny missiles have got me scared