I Need an Housewife

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Housewifes My kind of women Don't act like a housewife But be a housewife Breath like a housewife Walk like a housewife But don't just act like a housewife Have diner ready Prepare yourself Touch up your make-up Put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking He has just been with a lot of work worry people Be a little gay, little more interesting Prepare the children Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces Comb their hair, and if necessary Change their clothes Minimize all noise Eliminate the noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, vacuum Eliminate the noise, (quiet) paradise on earth Try to encourage the children to be quiet Don't greet him with problems or complaints Don't complain if he is late for dinner Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice Listen to him You may have dozens of things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time let him talk first Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or other pleasant entertainments Like getting drunk Yeah, just like getting drunk Cadillac's, Chryslers, fords, Toyotas, Mercedes In the modern world, everyone knows the price of almost everything, But few the value of anything Many value the valueless, but do not price the priceless Who can find a virtuous woman? For her price is far above Cadillac's, Chrysler, fords, Toyotas, Mercedes Maybe I forgot a few brands, but then don't worry It'll come back soon Little good things are simply ignored A good husband is a faithful man A faithful man is not always a good husband A husband today is a man who has a funky housewife Good Little keys open big doors Little doors open big keys Large crowds, huge sums of money, spectacular accidents and shocking scandals The love for her husband is deep She would often do things for her husband Without ever asking him anything in return or even expecting him to know what she has done for him However, long she has been married to her husband, she treats him with respect and tenderness And she always dresses herself neatly and pleasantly, never extravagantly, nor vulnerable, nor Gucci or Versace My kind of women, housewives Respect and tenderness, respect and tenderness To be lonely, without being alone Is a bitter loneliness To be alone, without being lonely Is sweet solitude Loneliness is one of the most unnoticeable, Fresh food and cold beer And yet one of the most cruel punishments, Any human being could ever suffer Irrespective of one's race And the infinite joy and learning By her example she inspires her husband to be just and kind to all people And to live a cool and meaningful life She greatly helps him to do more and better work And with greater fun and energy She makes him feel he is among the blessed of men She is her husband's comfort and consolation She is his source of joy and peace A sort of joystick Better than any drug, she is his paradise on earth Any human being can ever suffer Irrespective of one's races, religion, national origin, sex and even health and wealth I am hungry, feed me now loneliness is suffered countless, millions throughout the world so damn hungry, feed me now solitude is quiet, another thing please lady no buildings, no pools, no gardens, no ever big and expensive can ever replace the tender love, the true affection, the respect and cool funky feeling that the young accord to the old, honor thy father and thy mother, if by motorbike therefore, those fine housewives serve their parents in their own homes with love, respect and devotion, fresh food and cold beers are truly among the best of mankind my kind of women, housewives