Never spoke a single lie Still no one believes your side You were bored and too polite And Helen had you in her sights You come home from school To find her naked in your bed Everybody always said Helen's funny in the head Threw her class ring To the voices in the trees Keep an eye out good Cause Helen's in the woods Her Mama proved a hitch to pose So Helen broke her Mama's nose Your Dad said ""Son, what'd you do to that girl? Something's gone and made her whiskers curl"" You come home from school To find her naked in your bed Everybody always said Helen's funny in the head Threw her class ring To the voices in the trees Warn the neighbors if you could Tell 'em Helen's in the woods Helen, Helen Come out, come out, wherever you are Helen, Helen Come out, come out, wherever you are You come home from school To find her naked in your bed Everybody always said Helen's funny in the head Threw her dignity To the voices in the trees I'd leave the neighborhood Cause Helen's in the woods