The Wig Master

歌詞

You said, "I will build you a bed of cactus Where you can sleep when the night is Too sharp." I said, "I will cover you with wax and light You hair like a wick when the night is too cold." You don't think of me as often as I'd like you to but When you do it's of me looking for you on the ship The plane I am waiting on has your face printed on The wings When it crashes I will eat the paint off I'm gonna spank your ass so hard you will hate The wig master but I'll put two pillows on your Dining room chair You're like a parrot something that belongs to me And not to you Lonliness isn't being alone, it's when someone loves You and you don't have it in you to love them back Look at my hair, it's a dirty little mop crying For you to send it away All a guy needs is a chance to pull off my clothes and Snicker, "Try harder." If you mail me a toy I will use it but that's the most I have to offer "Do you want to see my panties?" is the last thing I will ever say to you "I want to finger every teenager I see, " is the last thing You say to me Don't make fun of my night out. (Thanks to queen_of_nowhere for these lirics)