The best things in life are free But you can give them to the SDP I want to go to Tesco's store And buy some drink and fall on the floor. I don't care for smart new clothes I don't care for reading books I don't care for Quinn and Collins I don't care for magazines I don't like lemonade I think milk should not be made I don't like coffee and I don't like tea These are the things that mystify me I don't care for sport or swimming I don't care for all those nasty old bogies I don't care what's on TV I just want to drink til I can't see I wish I'd been born a tree Someone'd come and make a barrel out of me I get in a fury when I'm not in a brewery Whiskey Vodka Special Brew All of this is good for you Gin sling, Cointreau, brandy sour... Blot right out! Soul happy hour!