Hey momma look at me Aren't you proud aren't you happy I am a ladies man I got my woman in the palm of my hand I know she's only 12 I can't get anyone else I know she's only 12 But she looks 13 I met her at Disneyland Never thought I'd get to hold her hand All the younger guys are looking at her But she likes me 'cause I'm so much older Little girl I'll pick you up at 8 Don't worry we won't be late We can't get down and dirty 'cause I have to have you home by 9:30