Fuck Me? Fuck You!

歌詞

Yeah man what fuck you want me to do You want me to phone your girlfriend yeah and apologise on your behalf does it look like I got cunt on my forehead No-ones saying your a cunt but at the end of the day I'm asking you a favour Nah man So what? wouldn't I do the same thing for you Bruv I would not ask you to phone my girlfriend VERSE 1 (TEDDY MITCHELL) Ah you fucking prick Sometimes you act like your dumb or thick Cant you take the hint that I cant let you in Your such a pain in the arse you are I should spark your jaw I hear your??? kicking at my door On my free phone there's 3 missed calls Shouting through my letter box all pissed off I don't give a shit so prick piss off Plus I got a yatty in the gaff with a batty That is ready for some lashing from the back Shes been here since Popworld started and I ain't even got to pop her bra yet All you really care about is football Every fucking hour its Liverpool Liverpool We'll you've picked the wrong day prick I don't care if your pissed off you make me sick CHORUS X 1 (TEDDY MITCHELL) Fuck Tony Fuck Tony Fuck Tony Fuck Tony VERSE 2 (TONY MITCHELL) You unreliable cunt This is about the 3rd time I have rung You know I'm supposed to beat your drum Kick offs at 2 and its half past 1 Look at you in and done Its the cup final And you know I'm a Liverpool fan Steves my idol And we both came up with the plan To tell the guys to That we were all going to jam in your living room In front of the digital Even when I got the Guiness and the chicken pattys who the fuck do you think are getting me flipping abby Your taking the liberty Your a prick I go round your house to give your door a couple of kicks I bet your in the room right now With the blinds down but I'll soon find out Your taking he piss last week was my shout Payed for the box office for that big title bout CHOUS X 1 (TONY MITCHELL) Fuck Teddy Fuck Teddy Fuck Teddy Fuck Teddy (TEDDY) For your own sake and future reference mate Do yourself a favour call 08 702 40 40 40 then you wont have to be calling me calling me calling me You tight cunt Get your paper out your pocket And pay for the satellite dish or cable socket And don't come around here chatting shit again When I'm about to get a yatty with a batty in my bed (TONY) Next time when you'll need a favour bruv Think before you call cause I'll hang up All cause of you the guy that keeps texting me endlessly now my box is full with so many damn messages U arse ho get your facts straight you said it was cool to come and watch the game So don't make promises you cant keep Oh ye and I'm keeping your dvd you cunt You know don't worry I wont ask you a favour again I don't give a fuck what you do mate cause know what I mean cause you cant try and get me to phone your girl and know what I mean its no fucking meals and boobs business around here mate Wot you talking about I don't give a fuck fuck what you talking about