He always knows the proper thing to say He makes your blue night seem a holiday He lies in such a fascinating way That's why a woman loves a heel You know that he's a phony more or less But when he meets a lady in distress He handles everything with such finesse That's why a woman loves a heel You'll meet a fellow who is on the square with you And you ignore him, have no time for him Or he will say, ?Let's go? and set your heart aglow You're won completely by a no good, so and so He knows just how to get beneath your skin He holds the aces, you can't win He gets a lot of goodness out of sin That's why a woman loves a heel He knows just how to get beneath your skin He always holds the aces, you can't win He gets a lot of goodness out of sin That's why a woman loves a heel