Waiter, there's something in my soup Could it be a fly or something else I really don't want to know I suppose I'll have to leave it where it is Not unless you'd care to bring me a new bowl My my my my my My my my my my My my if it's a fly Then I'll leave it There you go There you go There you go There you go But I'm too tired and hungry not to eat it There you go There you go There you go There you go What are the ingredients in a bowl of soup Ask anyone and they won't tell you For they've never looked They don't know what to say For they don't know the way Someone tell me now Tell me now Tell me now Tell me now What are the ingredients in a peaceful world Ask anyone and they won't tell you For they never will They don't know what to say For they don't know the way To a peaceful world I never shaved myself today Couldn't be bothered Now she's gone away But even if I'd cut myself I really wouldn't mind I'm long past caring now I'm long past caring For she was no good She would always set the table wrong And I would cover up and fork out She was no good But when she left it cut me like a knife And everybody said they would be glad To see her go But still I'm sad Why I don't know Wait till the morning after Wait till the children's laughter Before you do a thing you'll regret And land in the soup like I am Just like I am It's me! It's me! It's me!