With jokes an acquired taste a self-confess- ed ageing juvenile Her life is lush and when she dreams it's like a film by William Castle Oh she's the vampire of New York But she never has to worry she just hops on the bus and makes for the city Shared a block with a priest Dressed in black and a chain That he threatened not to take off again Took walks with a pram and a shabby young man Made a date with that priest in Birmingham She still looks great vamps and shimmers about the years have really suited you And looking back like we all do I was last in a very short queue