Now listen all you hep ones You square and out of step ones I've got a story to tell It's all about a street in New Orleans And it's a treat to go there You got to go there To get the Bourbon street blues And you will never lose This feeling that you'll find 'cause it's a fun street You get the Bourbon street blues No matter what you choose this feeling That you'll find 'cause it's a fun street The music is the craziest The people are the gaziest The traffic is the jammiest The doormen are the hammiest The cops are the iciest The red beans are ricy-est And boy the girls are the spiciest You'll get the Bourbon street blues You're sure to have a ball And you're a sinch to fall for this Wildest be-_____-est Bourbon Street The food is the momy-iest The Boor is the foamy-est The gumbo the tastiest The Pizza the pasty-est The Mardi gars the mighty-est The night clubs the Nighty-est And boy the girls the Sadie-est You'll get the Bourbon street blues You're sure to have a ball And you're a sinch to fall for this Wildest be-_____-est Bourbon Street