The Lonely Jew On Christmas

歌詞

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas My Friends won't let me join in any games.. And I can't sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree.. Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me.. My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity.. I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. on Christmas. Hanukkah is nice, but why is it, That Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating Ham I have to eat Kosher Latkes.. Instead of Silent Night I'm singing huhash dogavish.. And what the f**k is up With lighting all these f**king Candles, tell me please? I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. I'd be merry but I'm Hebrew on Christ-maas