I'm a Failed Christian I don't go to church I smoke and I drink and I lie and I curse it never got to me your sermon and all you talked and talked about nothing at all I'm a Failed Christian Failed Christian I've got two recollections taking the collections and tears when the choir sang in harmony It scared me half to death I swore as I left with a inside pocket full of change and memories I'm a Failed Christian Failed Christian I'm a Failed Christian I've got my own church I pray with my soul to this great universe all over the world the bloods on their hands religious instruction I can't understand I'm a Failed Christian, Failed Christian I'm going to meet my maker a firm beleiver of spirit in music theres a prayer in a song I'm a Failed Christian and if I'm go under them you're coming with me that much I can't tell I'm a Failed Christian Failed Christian I'm a Failed Christian I don't go to church I smoke and I drink and I lie and I curse