One I was younger than The youngest of fragile minds I ate the day with bad manners Then spit out the rind And mother told me As I looked to the sky Yes my mother told me "My dear son, You're not the one" I flew from home when I was just twenty-one Young enough to be the feather of someone I've got a conch pissed with conch republic rum My father by my side, teary-eyed, he said: "Son, by god what I could have done, And you're just like me, You can really put 'em down oh if I was in your place I'd stay, have fun But Iæ¦ not the one" Now I'm sitting here Haggling over sums Of money made by someone else To me it don't belong I toss a smile to the mighty boss He's my God But I'm a bit backwards And I know he's just a f**king dog.