Christmas is a comin', the geese are getting fat Please do put a penny in the old man's hat If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do If you haven't got a ha'penny, then God bless you! God bless, you gentlemen, God bless you! If you haven't got a ha'penny, then God bless you! Christmas is a comin', look out for Twinkle Elf Making Christmas cigarettes, all by himself If he hasn't got a filter tip, a ball of dung will do If he doesn't have a dung ball, he's got some pretty shoes. God bless Twinkle Elf! God bless he! Your Christmas shoes are curly, as curly as can be. God bless, you gentlemen, God bless you! If you haven't got a turkey leg, then God bless yo Christmas is a comin', St. Nick will soon be here. Please bring a ??? and a mug of beer. ??? Christmas is a-comin', just wait and see.