We get ourselves in situations I don't understand That always leads to confrontations getting out of hand It always ends in recriminations what is it all said Look here baby for your information coming round the bend Tuesday is a day I don't like much Stay out of trouble go down to the pub Sittin in the bruiser for an hour or two Sippin my Guinness without you But down you come with your Nag! Nag! Nag! Bend my ear put the monkey on my back I get myself inebriate what more can I do! Give you my heart But you just don't care Stare right through me Like I'm not even there Twist my ears and pull my hair Tell me my ideas are up in the air Do I like it? No I don't! It's just another chicken but I stick it in my throat Will you stop it? No I won't! You love to drive me crazy! Tuesday is a day I don't like much Stay out of trouble go down to the pub Sittin in the bruiser for an hour or two Sippin my Guinness without you But down you come with your Nag! Nag! Nag! Bend my ear put the monkey on my back I get myself inebriate what more can I do! We get ourselves in situations I don't understand That always leads to confrontations getting out of hand It always ends in recriminations what is it all said Look here baby for your information coming round the bend Give you my heart But you just don't care Stare right through me Like I'm not even there Twist my ears and pull my hair Tell me my ideas are up in the air Do I like it? No I don't! It's just another chicken but I stick it in my throat Will you stop it? No I won't! You love to drive me crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Yeah aha ha ha aaah...