I Must Increase My Bust

歌詞

Do that dance! I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4) I got to admit I'm obsessed by tits I had this problem since I was a kid I used to look up to my auntie Marie 'Cause she had big tits hanging down to her knees Her nipples were poking right out of her gown If boobs gave you wings she'd be flying around As I grew older I made up my mind I'd get me the biggest ones I could find Do that dance! I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4) Do that dance! I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4) My ass just got bigger, my boobs stayed the same I had to do something 'cause I was ashamed I filled up my bra with melons and see I looked like a faggot, a vamp in 3-D The trick with the melons, a shot in the eye Not long did I wait to catch the first guy But of course I forgot that melons do rot I smelled like garbage, shit warmed up Do that dance! I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4) I got a new plan, the idea is real cool I decided to go to a gymnastic school There I found out that I'm not alone Suffering from this flat-chested syndrome So when I wake up or go back into bed I remember the wise words that my teacher said: "If you want your man to drown in your lust You must, you must increase your bust" Do that dance! I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4) Do that dance! I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)