My nose was hurting And I was shouting something We were two kids And I was fat and grumpy Pushed you down some stairs I said, "Your mom smells like old underwear." And then you split my lip Won't you tell me what I did? *Tell me what I did Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh *Repeat Shelly was pretty She studied algebra She made some cookies For the whole math class She would talk to me Even though I was a bully I always knew she'd be somebody Now she's the editor-in-chief Of a free magazine Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh *Repeat Tell me Ahh ahh ahh Ahh ahh ahh The kids formed a circle Just like in "Enter the Dragon" I was defending myself From snowballs coming at me I said I'd come back then And get you one-on-one Oh yeah, we're no longer friends As I started to run Screaming, "Tell me what I did." Tears in my eyes Tell me what I did Tell me what I did *Repeat x5 Oh